Wednesday, February 23, 2005
the purpose of his existence
juz in case my inspiration disappears, here's my enlightenment after seeing my bro tampering around wif my sis's laptop again..im sure mani of u have watched those true life stories where parents alwaz say they believe their children r brought into this world for a purpose? like for them to realise the true meaning of life? well i suddenly 领悟到 the purpose my bro is here for.. its to let me bcome a "better" person..1) let mi bcome more swift n efficient in my actions: last time when there was no router i had to sneak my laptop into his room n use broadband n have to evacuate as fast as possible when i hear him opening the door.. n plug in the router when he's in the toilet or brushing his teeth which i have to act fast or risk getting caught by him in action2) let mi train my brain n think of more ways to scold ppl: after several posts of scolding, im sure some of u will b used to my vocab at scolding him n i have to constantly think of new vocab to bring out the selfishness n badness in him.. now i have to train myself to 骂人不带脏字 which i believe its the 最高境界3) let mi bcome more "tolerant" n more braced up for "surprises": after several scheming attempts by him for sabotaging my internet connection (hiding the router, unplugging the router, changing the router settings, changing the router password n disabling the wireless network), i believe im now no longer as shocked when my internet doesnt work as most likely than not its him at his scheming attempts again4) let mi bcome a more "philosophical" person: constantly thinking of y god let mi have such a brother n make our lives so miserable5) let mi bcome more "organized" n prioritise the things i want to do: finish chatting n dlding or watever b4 10pm, after which he will either come in n stop our dlds or unplug the router which he did on sun n i promptly lost connection when i was chatting halfway wif my cousin.. sad to say he now stop our dlds way b4 10pm6) let mi use my brain more often to think of ways to counter his acts: complain to my parents n force him to take out the router when he hid it, learn how to plug in the router when he unplug it, hack his router password when he changed my settings (which i failed)actually tons of ppl out there r worrying over no food to eat n here im whining over some miserable internet connection.. but life's unfair in the 1st place.. some ppl r born rich n some ppl born poor.. n some ppl r born wif nice siblings n im born wif an "excellent" bro.. worse come to worst i can alwaz subscribe to broadband myself.. no big deal.. afterall life's not oni abt internet.. the oni thing im indignant abt is letting him get away wif everything he does n letting him enjoy the cable all by himself if i subscribe..so tats all for my 领悟 for now.. shall add in more when he "teach" mi new things
Woof! Woof! @ 1:32 PM
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