its the start of a new wk again.. sian.. mon is alwayz the busiest.. the crazy amt of papers to mail n file.. now muz check somemore! bent over to pore over the papers until neck ache.. whole day juz check check check.. n they busy ppl busy until last yr's docs oso haven file.. now den dump one whole stack of papers on my table for mi to file.. siao lor have to find their respective orders n file accordingly.. some cant even find their archives.. -___-

at least tdy got quite a few surprises..

1. colleague bought everybody apple pie n lemon tea from mac.. i assume its FOC since i nvr place orders wif her.. haa.. oni realised tdy tat apple pie is quite nice.. cos i work until no time to eat so let it cool down until juz nice when its not so hot n still crispy.. the last time i ate it it was so hot until it tasted so horrible.. so i sweared off apple pies until today where i have no choice but to eat it.. dun waste food mah

2. woman gave everybody 2 ferrer rochers.. dunno wat occasion is it.. can feel my waistline expanding.. -__-

3. rcved letter from moe calling for interview nxt mon.. dunno shld b called gd news or not.. haa.. aniway haven ask for leave from woman yet in case she nag the whole wk.. mon is the busiest day.. can imagine the mt of papers stacked up on my table the following day..

letter states tentative curriculum is sec physics n maths.. sian man my physics sux.. was prepared to teach pri sch since i heard comp eng can oni teach pri sch.. dunno y they assign mi sec ones.. think i need to spend time reading up on those edu policies..

the v kpo fren who keeps asking mi hows my job hunt suddenly disappeared when i need to ask him abt the moe interview.. got no job den everyday online n ask mi as if to compare.. now disappear oredi muz b found some job or got accepted by moe.. life's so realistic

4. colleague asked if i got ani more calls for interview.. told him no (totally forgot abt moe.. haa).. den he ask if i int in working in bank.. called one guy to say he want to recommend mi work there while hes still eating lunch.. O.O.. den he asked mi to write in to the MD but he haven given mi the addr yet.. this time die die muz go post office n mail it personally.. the last mail he asked mi when i mailed.. i told him i think mon.. haa.. sounds so lame

5. got call from some recruitment company regarding one programmer position i applied.. asked a few qn den said she will fwd my resume to the company.. but dun think it will b v useful since most of the recruitment companies tat called mi all said they will fwd my resume but none got back to mi

1 more mth to go b4 the temp ends.. hope can find some decent job b4 tat otherwise its either rot at home, find other temp or request to extend the job.. which is like oh-so-pathetic thing esp when i've been taking so mani leaves to go for interviews.. -__-

the company near my house called mi tdy saying their client asked mi down for interview tmr.. think mayb tat means i failed the interview cos if they interested in asking mi down for 2nd interview den they wont fwd my resume to their client.. haha.. aniway i said ok.. he said the interview is at 7 pm! zzz.. 7 pm = time to go home n eat n watch tv.. wat r they doing so late in the office interviewing ppl?? scarcely they work ot everyday.. O.O.. aniway its gd oso since i dun need to take half-day leave.. but den i think i may miss superstar.. haha.. tmr muz remember to b more enthu.. the company feedback to say i dun look v enthu during interview.. O.O.. how to show enthu? *scratch head*

excluding the 2 financial planner "interviews" n 1 written test interview, i think tmr will b the 5th interview.. haha i hope it will b the last one.. if still fail den i hope the company my colleague intro one will have chance.. supposed to go post office yest n mail resume etc to the company but its a bit far n i lazy to walk.. so i sneaked my envelope amongst the rest of the mail n put it on the recept table.. lol.. save time n energy n postage.. v cheapo of me.. dun think she will notice it but the mails r still on the table tdy.. n she folded all the envelopes into half n tied wif rubberband! my resume! waste my time print nice nice now all become kiam chai.. haiz

work is starting to pile up.. cos i go asking for work n they taught mi some stuffs.. now i noe liao den they all passed to mi.. sian.. n the excel got some bug so wasted some time changing it.. sian man duno its excel tats stupid or mi stupid.. wanted the formulas to auto increment so i put blahblahblah 2, blahblahblah 3.. den highlight n scroll.. supposed to go 4567 but instead it juz go 232323.. @#$%^.. end up waste few hours juz to change them manually.. n i still haven finished when i left.. haha.. heck care..

realized tat i worked there for few wks liao n some still dunno how to spell my name.. kept spelling it without the "a".. no wonder when they pronounce it sounds similar to bowling.. haha.. win liao.. chinese pronounciation rhymes wif bowling.. now eng oso rhyme..

dunno if tdy got ppl waiting for this post or not.. haha.. usu the ppl who noe my blog juz read quietly one.. so quietly until i dunno whether they still reading or not.. haa.. but since i wrote tdy's interview v near my house den suddenly a few of them asked mi abt it.. now i noe u all still reading.. hahaha

tdy first time reached there v early.. 45 min in adv.. finally broke the curse of being late for interviews liao.. everytime either rush like siao n reach juz in time or late one.. think tdy interview so-so oni.. nt v impressive.. he asked mi to describe myself.. den asked mi if i those passive one who juz sit there n wait for ppl to notice i got prob or i will find help one.. of cos i say the latter lor.. but actually im the former.. haha.. now work temp den they ask mi to mail those docs overseas.. those i dunno who in-charge one i juz left the sender name blank.. haha.. first time got ask but after tat they ask mi mail other companies den i dun bother to ask liao.. everytime sure got new companies one.. they so busy tat i feel so bad to trouble them wif my qn.. hehe

as i said.. so-so lor.. if i fail it den it muz b my lack of relevant skills or the way i describe myself is nt v impressive.. the person say got 2nd round of interview n got other interviewees oso.. :( .. but the gd thing is no technical test cos they dunno how to test oso.. hahaha.. interview 1/2 hr den came back home.. reached doorstep in 20 min! so shuang.. if can get den realli v convenient

yest one classmate got a job liao.. tdy another fren got job.. haa 2 bombs in one go.. now i think i oni left 3 jobless frens.. 1 still waiting for moe results.. c whos the last one standing.. been 12 days since i applied moe.. still no rejection from them.. tat means i qualify for an interview? haha.. but like wat those financial planners alwayz like to ask.. do u c urself in this job? no i dun c myself teaching.. standing in front of the classroom n straining my voice to teach a bunch of si ginnan is not v tempting.. classroom no aircon one oso.. haha.. i noe i v picky.. serves mi rite for nt being able to get a perm job

tdy the woman work 2nd shift again.. no need to c her.. hahaha.. aniway colleague ask mi to do the wkly report aka the do-autoupdate-using-excel-functions-until-i-want-to-puke-blood thing.. now im reaping the harvest.. spent so much time on it den now i juz open n update.. tadaa! the whole thing completed.. so fast.. told the colleague i finished.. compare her rxn wif the woman

colleague: finished liao? ok thx

woman: finished liao? u sure? got double-check everything or not? sure ar? ok later u do a manual one.. this one is auto one rite.. later u key in everything manually n double check again..

mi: !!!! (siao one ask mi do auto one den ask mi key in manually again)

den this morn saw one list on my table stating wat to check n where to get the file.. she idiot forgot to upload to the server.. so i have to generate the file myself n redo everything b4 i can check.. n she juz laffed n say she forgot to upload when my colleague called to ask her.. i think if its mi who forgot she sure nag n nag liao.. haa.. dun care her i haven finished the thing den leave liao

tdy the woman work afternoon n nite shift.. so shiok the whole morn so quiet n peaceful.. goes to show how noisy she is.. heh..

another company called mi for interview on wed.. v near my house! hope can get.. but dun think chances v high since i noe nthing.. haa.. aniway i told the woman i need to take half-day leave on wed.. her face immediately turn sour.. c how her responses change from the first time i take leave to now..

1st request for leave:
ok no prob.. give a few days notice in advance den no prob

den the interview postponed.. another colleague asked how come i still in office.. told him interview postponed.. he asked postponed to when.. i said depends on when i can take leave.. he say huh? tout u temp can take leave anitime.. juz tell us when u want to take leave den juz go for ur interview can liao..

2nd request:
GO! juz go for ur interview.. we cant stop u mah.. got interview of cos muz go.. where got ppl want to work temp forever one.. of cos find perm job better

3rd request:
wah.. again? at different companies ar? ok lor.. but best if take in the middle of the wk.. mon n fri busiest so best if take somewhere in the middle.. wed is the best..

tdy:
wed? this wk one oni hor.. when the manager hire he oredi say he dun like take too mani leave one.. best if can commit for these 2 mths.. cos u expected to help us out.. if u everytime take leave like tat how can we teach u..

idiot man c how her responses change.. i oso noe a bit over liao.. oni work 2 wks plus den take 4 half-day leaves liao.. but not i want wat.. n she say wed is the best so i take wed leave lor.. now she give mi this shit abt the manager.. pls lor one wk one half-day leave still got 4.5 days of work.. as if she will choose tat half day to teach mi like tat.. somemore teach mi oni need a few min.. toke rubbish abt nt being able to teach mi.. its more likely she too busy toking on the phone.. -___-... lesson learnt is to take wat ppl say wif a pinch of salt.. they alwayz say until so nice in the beginning.. aniway shes the oni one making the most noise.. think the other colleagues nvr say anithing abt my taking leave.. as long as i got finish my work can liao..

although dun think its likely to happen.. but if i quit b4 the 2 mths i bet she will make lots of noise again.. heh

i wasted more stacks of papers tdy.. heh.. supposed to print oni ONE invoice but i dunno muz specify the range so i oni filled in the From field n left the To field empty.. ended up the printer printed all the invoices in the system n kena jam.. haha.. when i went to the printer to collect my ONE invoice it was oredi hidden by tons of other invoices n still printing.. i tout whos the idiot who print so mani.. din expect the idiot to b mi.. heh.. the woman asked mi if i printed in range.. tat time i dunno so i said i oni printed one.. by the time i realised im the culprit they were oredi trying to salvage the mess n cancel the job.. heng they managed to fix it b4 the knock-off hour.. heh.. cos since im the culprit i cant possibly juz leave like tat mah.. feel paiseh but want to catch the bus oso

juz when i oredi packed up n prepared to leave den the woman asked another colleague if she got anithing she wants mi to help her do.. heng the colleague was merciful n said no need.. idiot duno if she bu shuang i go home earlier than her or wat.. everytime wait until i want to go back den try to sabo mi.. initially i was feeling guilty over the printer jam.. den she came over to my table n saw the file she put a few days ago.. she said "when u see sth on ur table u can ask mi wats it for n how to do.. dunno anithing muz ask.. dun juz quiet quiet sit there do nthing.. when u abt to finish ur work or have finished u can go n ask around for work.. here is cust svc dept everybody toke toke toke one.. even if u temp oso muz toke.. dun toke den we dun even noe u existed.. blahblahblah".. idiot man she thinks i sit there whole day do nthing.. pls lor u want mi to go around asking for work.. these few days i haven even finished one pile of docs den another pile come in.. think i so 白痴 n 吃饱没事做 to go around asking for more work ar.. i dun even need to ask den they will give mi work to do.. dunno shes feeling the pinch for the company or she wants to milk mi for all im worth n squeeze mi dry.. everytime walk past my table n if i look v free den she will ask "finished everything liao ah? nthing to do liao?"

now den i noe y the boss assigned mi under her.. cos shes like some 管家婆.. everytime when other colleagues assign work den they will say take my time n do slowly no hurry.. some even write down the instructions nicely on paper.. finished doing den they will say thanks.. the woman leh.. nt oni no thanks n she oso will ask "so u got other things to do?".. as if i muz work the whole day like tat.. i whole day sit there quietly n do my work while she n other colleagues toke n complain so loud.. sometimes even "take a break" n stand around complaining.. other ppl give mi work cos they need help.. she give mi work cos she dun want mi to b too free.. if nt for her rubbish "prep talk" every now n den work will definitely b much more better.. even if she wants to give prep talk cant she juz say softly.. talk so loud in her usual manner tat the whole room can hear.. so insensitive one

got tricked to an interview tdy n wasted half day's worth of pay.. the idiot agency emailed mi saying some company interested n wants to call mi down for a get-to-noe-u session.. sounds suspiciously like financial planner job.. so i reply them to ask wat kind of job im going for.. no reply! scheming.. went down n they asked mi to do psycho test.. after tat wait for manager to interview mi.. i waited for 1 hr! basket.. waste my time like tat.. while waiting i rcved a call for interview for admin exec.. haha.. call for interview while im at interview! all these jobs real idiots.. i no work den no call.. now work liao den all call mi for interview.. n i took 3 half day leave in 3 consecutive days! told the woman n she wahh.. later she say best if schedule in the middle of the week.. heh heh i think she c i take so mani leave c until she scared liao

aniway i wait until i v bu shuang so i asked them when the manager is ready cos i oni took half day leave.. den they say wait 5 more min.. meet the manager n its realli financial planner! waste my time.. listen to her toke toke toke.. ask mi if i enjoy meeting ppl etc.. no lah not interested.. ask mi if i c myself helping ppl etc.. no i dun c tat but i juz say ok.. heh.. think she toke for like 20 min.. v long-winded.. no basic pay i not interested..

after tat went back to work.. tat woman doesnt seem to take no for an ans.. told her some excel parts need to fill in manually n she say sure got some way to do auto one.. sian lah i oredi do a lot of auto one for her n she like 贪得无厌.. say the powerpt do manual one den nvrm but at least the excel all muz auto one.. even say if i dunno den go back to my bks or ask my lecturer cos they smarter.. like real.. she thinks comp eng teach ppl how to use excel ah.. siao.. say there v fast-paced n speed matters so i have to pick up things v fast.. den nxt wk going to teach mi more things so tat i can work wif the team.. pay mi temp salary n expect mi to work like perm.. b4 i left she ask mi if i can work OT.. i say today? she say she not prepared yet.. den she looked at mi n ask if i can do OT today or i got appointment? of cos i say got appointment even i dun have.. oni got appointment to go swimming.. haa.. siao lor i abt to leave den ask mi if can work OT.. at least tell mi a few hrs b4hand mah.. i even brought my swimming stuffs oredi

can foresee hellish life ahead.. fast-paced environment.. work wif the team.. work OT.. peanuts pay.. -___-.. n this drives mi to finally apply for moe.. haa.. fed up wif everything liao.. scarcely moe oso reject mi den its realli THE END.. haa btw the interest for the comp loan does not start on 1st aug.. tout i edited the post oredi but it seems fated tat they want mi to scold the bank.. haa..

tdy's juz nt my day.. the woman asked mi to transfer some data from one excel to another yest.. den program it such tat it will auto update itself everytime the data changes.. cos i from COMP ENG mah.. either she thinks the excel is 万能 or im 万能.. aniway i managed to figure out how.. den transfered the data over n told her i done liao.. which was a mistake btw.. shld have taken my own sweet time to do since they these few days busy like siao n no time to assign mi work

tdy she whole morn busy.. so i fiddle around wif the excel again cos yest oni program those wif data one.. those without data one i nvr program.. so do do do the whole morn.. do finished liao so i took a break n surfed some sites n c got jobs to apply or not.. den she came over to my desk n asked mi to sit beside her at her desk n teach her how to use.. think she saw i surfing den she say if i got nthing to do muz ask the rest for work.. dun sit down there quiet quiet like tat.. @#$%^ i do the whole morn n she thinks i whole morn eating snake..

told her some data need to manually key in cos i dunno how to do auto one.. den she har.. like expecting mi to b v li hai like tat cos i study comp.. almost lunchtime liao n i was waiting to leave den some idiot person called her n she toke on the phone for v long while i sit beside her n wait like an idiot.. finally finish call liao den she ask mi to program the powerpt so tat it can auto update itself oso.. like writing macros or sth like tat.. siao.. i dun even noe how to write.. told her i try.. i think if i tell her cannot she sure har again.. nxt time if i do temp again i juz tell them im from arts.. like tat if i noe how to use excel they will sure b v impressed.. tell them im from comp eng den they like expect mi to noe a lot like tat.. its oni natural tat i noe how to do these things.. tell them i dunno den they will b like "u sure or not"..

cos of tat stupid call i got delayed by half an hr.. after tat walked to the nearest bus stop but dun have! i think i muz have walked at least the dist of five normal bus stops b4 i saw one.. den waited for the ONE N ONLY stupid bus at the busstop for dunno how long.. den took the super long mrt.. reached there n 眼睁睁 watched my bus moved off! @#$%^ i oni left like 20 min to the interview n the stupid bus oni came 15 min later.. came liao n the stupid ppl hog the space near the entrance n refused to move.. den the rest of them boarding stupidly slow to the extent tat the bus stopped at the stop for like a few min.. wished tat the aliens from war of worlds will come n blast them off in one clean sweep wif the laser..

reached the stop n have to walk n walk for quite a dist b4 i reach the building.. was 15 min late.. best.. apologized to the interviewer for being late den he asked the place v hard to find? i told him my workplace a bit faraway.. which is true but sounds lame n aniway the time n date is fixed by mi so its even lamer.. did one mcq test on java.. oni noe 1 qn! idiot.. anihow di kam liao.. den the interview.. best.. their place so small they have to go up a few levels to find a table to interview.. end up sitting at one coffee table in a lounge.. at least the interview was like quite casual but the aircon so cold tat i kept shivering... den their qn pretty stforward.. describe my proj describe wat i noe etc etc.. but for the proj they dun look v impressed cos they seem to think tat my fren's part sounds more cheem.. asked mi if i realli int in IT cos study 4 yrs of IT wont get sian? of cos sian lah but want to find other jobs oso dunno wat to do wat.. no relevant degree how to work.. juz bluff him say YES i realli v int in IT n this is my career path.. den say sometimes need to do OT.. YES OT is fine wif mi (like real)..

interview pretty fast over.. but i think its pretty much gone case.. late for 15 min.. test sure fail.. interview skills so-so.. proj dun sound v impressive.. programming skills r pte ltd.. they say their team need skills like java j2ee swing oracle unix webdesign sql.. all i dunno! best.. oni basic java basic sql basic html.. haha.. the person say he see my transcripts got database design means i noe sql.. yah they got teach but he nvr c the big fat C+ beside the module? aniway im nt hoping much from the interview oso.. juz go down gain exp oni..

tout come back home liao can rest.. who noes come back kena bombed by the comp loan letter.. n they charge interest on 1st aug! basket.. last time the tuition loan letter put 21st july n i oni rcved 1 wk later.. juz nice managed to pay b4 1st aug den no need pay interest.. now they charge interest liao den send mi the letter! idiot.. n somemore they say i nvr inform them of my repayment plan.. u nvr send letter how i noe when to inform u! n cant u send mi b4 1st aug n remind mi so tat i can pay b4 the interest.. wait until charge interest liao den mail mi.. every yr interest oni pay peanuts (real peanuts.. not the nkf peanut.. tat one peanut is 600K).. now come n earn my interest by mailing mi late.. n my mum say i pay first again! pay sch fees pay comp loan owe my father money.. now real pok.. all bcos of the useless degree

tdy muz b my suay day.. told colleagues i taking half day leave to go for interview.. den tat idiot interviewer called to say he wants to postpone it cos hes on mc.. where got so suay one! wanted to get it n done over wif.. dunno its tat company's style or wat.. read my fren's blog tat she went for tat company's interview n they oso keep postponing it.. zzzz... so in the end i cancelled the leave n postponed to another day.. tats the advantage of being temp.. they say can take leave whenever i want

morn 3 colleagues take half day leave.. my side of the room all empty.. tout i v lucky cos can eat snake n take my own sweet time to do.. who noes the other 3 colleagues all work past their lunchtime n nvr dabao in.. -___-... tat place v wulu.. usually lunch need to lonpang their car or they order in.. so my lunch 没着落.. went vending machine to buy biscuits.. not enuff change! -___-.. ended up koping colleague's biscuits on his table to eat.. haa.. bobian the pantry v miserable oso.. oni got drinks n no food

finished my work on hand n nthing to do.. den the woman assigned mi things to do.. came over to my table to explain.. den cos i on web messenger.. pig online n the online alert popped up den she asked mi wats tat.. -__-.. juz anihow say the comp cannot read chinese characters cos the online alert all squares one.. who noes the pig online twice n it kept popping up.. den another person which i blocked oso online n the thing popped up again! @#$%^... aniway she nvr say anithing.. i got do work mah.. tmr better b careful juz in case

think the oni gd thing tdy is i got free boots.. haa.. cos they want mi to go to the production line nxt time to get stuffs.. den need to wear safety goggles n boots.. the woman say boots is free one can take home after i quit.. quite nice oso.. but cos a bit rushed den nvr try it on properly.. juz slot in can wear den say ok liao.. scarcely tmr wear den too big.. :(