Sunday, July 30, 2006

ndp preview 2006

went ndp preview yest! red ppl everywhere.. v crowded n stuffy.. this yr is the last yr where the ndp is held at kallang.. sigh

red ppl outside kallang mrt

reached late cos of tat pig n could not find any seats.. those ppl took up quite a lot of space by putting their bags on the benches.. -__-.. after the ppl ask them to shift in den finally freed up more sitting space.. there was the usual stuffs.. band performance.. kallang wave.. some warming up by playing some games.. but most typical singaporeans (esp aunties) prefer to settle their stomachs first n eat first.. bochup gurmit singh.. haa. i also conc on eating my bread instead of playing the games.. hehe

forgot wat happened nxt.. think the parachutists came down one by one.. they look so cute from above.. the later ones got color sprays on their legs

whee...

den the usual march in.. the nsmen did a 2006 formation.. looks v nice.. but the contingent size shrinking each yr.. this yr motorola joined in the ndp oso.. looks cute from far oso.. haa

2006 formation

den sing national anthem.. helicopters bearing the sgp flag fly past! every yr oso the same but somehow everybody behave like they r seeing it for the first time.. including me.. haa. nvr stand at attention during national anthem.. juz keep clicking their cameras away

sgp flag

den got the planes fly past.. they bluff ppl one! wat fly v slow so ppl got time to take pictures.. liar! by the time i take the planes oredi fly quite far away liao.. -__-.. got one pic even got no plane inside.. juz empty sky cos they zoomed past too fast.. haha. the 5 planes spreading out oso too fast.. behind us somemore.. cant realli c the fan shape

after tat was the dance segments.. din realli catch wat was this yr's theme.. got rifle display oso where they swirl their rifles round n round.. v nice..



if u look carefully at the left can c the guy dropped his rifle.. haa

somehow this yr's dance segment nt as good as last yr's.. at least last yr got giant floats.. this yr like nothing much? but gong sijia's singing was gd.. weilian sang one of the songs for ndp oso.. i think i was too busy taking pics so din realli notice the performances.. haa. lumix camera is realli nt gd for taking nite pics.. all become blurry or dark.. so i juz took videos all the way.. esp gd for capturing fireworks!


fireworks!!

wah the fireworks v nice.. boom boom boom for quite long.. din notice a lot of ppl carrying umbrellas over their heads.. haa. too engrossed taking video.. seems like most of the time we sitting at the area where the fireworks is behind us.. a bit diff to c.. but v close up..



duno y upload to youtube become so blur one..

after tat haven even finish den ppl start to leave liao.. kiasu sgporeans.. but later they made the rite choice.. cos its human jam at the exits.. haa. we demonstrated our love for our country fellows by sharing our sweat wif each other n bumping into each other's butts frequently so tat we will get moving.. gd work singaporeans! haa

Woof! Woof! @ 12:31 PM


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Monday, July 24, 2006

my cubicle

Woof! Woof! @ 9:53 PM


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POCs

tdy is a bad day.. started off the day by losing one of my earring.. -__-.. bad omen

den during the wkly conf call, this overseas woman (juz call her POC - Piece Of Crap) tried to shoot me.. last wk i asked her for some advice n she took 2 DAYS to reply my email.. den she arrowed another poor fellow to reply my email oso.. this poor fellow took another day to get back n said hes nt sure whether this works or not so he asked POC.. i waited for her reply but there was none.. so i replied them tdy saying the poor fellow's suggestion doesnt work n asked if there are ani other alternatives.. den this POC was saying during the conf call tat she noes its not the correct suggestion but the poor fellow oredi said hes not sure n he was confirming wif her.. seems like shes trying to say i shldnt have replied saying tat the poor fellow is wrong.. i was burning inside (mayb cos the aircon in the meeting room was shut down oso.. the niao co trying to cut costs) n so i shot back.. "i was waiting for ur reply so in the meantime i juz tout i try out his suggestion".. den she juz said ok. idiot.. after which she say she will arrow another person n get back to me.. i shot back again saying this work is due in 2 days time.. den she say ok she will try to get back to me by tdy.. this kind of ppl oni noe how to push ppl when they themselves r the ones dragging down the progress.. later take their own sweet time to reply n i will get chased by other POCs for the work nt being done in time..

my team lead say the POCs requested for wkend support so we have to work on wkends oso.. nt sure if its on rotation basis or on stand-by basis.. nt sure if its oni for a few wks or for a few mths oso.. -__-.. if im scheduled for this wkend i sure request to swap.. cos this sat is NDP PREVIEW.. i dun want to b in the midst of watching the ndp n have some bugger calling me back for support.. i will hang up the phone saying "ndp is once a yr oni n u want me to go back n work?! pui!".. n den mon i will kena warning letter.. haha

my manager said shes pushing for my conversion to perm n actually my name is in the queue for sometime oredi.. but while she can help me to push for it, i have to do my part oso by being more visible to the other team leads.. -__-.. how?? dun even have things to toke to them den suddenly go pilly-pally wif them juz to b more visible? the "harsh" reality of life is tat u have to "scheme" to get wat u want.. she asked my colleagues to help by "promoting" me more to the team leads oso.. -__-.. since so mani ppl going overseas n buying tidbits back, i think the easiest n fastest way to b more visible is to go to their cubes when they r around n eat up all their tidbits.. when they turn around n look den i will give them a sheepish smile n say "hi, i am so-and-so.. i am here to eat up all ur snacks".. the most it takes is one wk b4 everybody noes who i am n how yao gui i am.. be in the limelight for the wrong reason but at least visibility is high

the slightly "gratifying" thing is tat she says it doesnt mean being in her team implies auto conversion.. if performance is nt gd she wont convert oso.. no pt die die convert.. for me she has no issues wif my performance.. i think it means my work is nt exactly tat gd.. but so far i have no major mistakes n no bad behaviour watsoever.. means mai hiam buai pai type.. the only issue she has wif me is tat i shld speak up more.. -__-.. i dun think all the perms mingle a lot among themselves oso..

Woof! Woof! @ 8:22 PM


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Monday, July 17, 2006

stupid ppl

sometimes i realli cant stand stupid ppl.. im nt toking abt those who r stupid cos they r ignorant.. cos i belong to this category so i cant possibly shoot myself rite.. haa. im toking abt those who r stupid cos they still cant get it no matter how mani times u drill it into their heads

last mth i asked one team to help me do testing.. the team leader asked me to modify something so tat one of the screen can appear cos he wants to c how its like n want to test oso.. ok so i modified n told him i made it appear alternately cos its NOT supposed to b there.. so they can oso test the ACTUAL behaviour.. which is wat the testing shld b abt aniway.. den i oso told him need to use one file in order to let the screen appear

after tat no news from them.. tout they working hard on the testing.. emailed them a few times for updates but no reply.. after almost a few wks later den they ask me for the thing to test again cos they forgot to download.. -_____-.. win liao lor.. den this woman asked me something..

woman: eh how come the screen nvr appear?
me: u got use the file or not? need to use in order for the screen to appear..
woman: oh ok.. i go test again den let u noe
me: ....

after tat dragged on for days again.. den the woman striked again:

woman: eh i noticed this screen appear alternately leh.. how come like tat.. nt working one leh..
me: this is supposed to work like tat cos i made it to appear alternately mah.. cos the screen is NOT supposed to b there in the first place n i asked u all to test the actual behaviour only but ur leader smart aleck want to c the screen so i included it in

den the woman's boss asked me when will this n tat work b finished.. but she 果然是 woman's boss.. 一笨还有一笨笨.. she actually typed "tat" n "tat" in the email n header instead of "this" n "tat".. so i told her its bcos of her inefficient subordinates tats doing the testing so i cant finish the work.. after which i chased after them for the completion date n cc the woman's boss.. wah suddenly they become so efficient.. reply v fast.. but too bad the stupidity is still there

woman: eh how come the behaviour when this screen appear is incorrect leh?
me: cos the screen is NOT supposed to b there so i modified the code to make it appear.. which is why the behaviour is not correct mah
woman: oh ok i get it..

after which she emailed again to say tat the behaviour for the screen is not correct n shld work the same when the screen is not there.. i realli feel like chopping off her head.. full of crap inside.. made me look like slow n inefficient worker cos of their stupidity

Woof! Woof! @ 8:10 PM


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Sunday, July 16, 2006

ichiban boshi

went shopping at orchard tdy! but all too exp.. so din buy anithing :(.. orchard no ajisen restaurant.. so the pig made do wif ani japanese restaurant.. turned out theres oni one.. ichiban boshi.. no ramen oso.. haha. pig ordered one set of ebi rice bowl wif some green cold noodles.. i ordered one chicken wif cheese rice bowl set wif sashimi

looks v tempting..

the ebi rice bowl.. the fish v tender.. put in mouth will melt one

the noodles v cold n tasteless by itself.. but soak it into the soy sauce.. yummy yummy.. in spore oso can eat nice japanese noodles.. dun need to go all the way to japan to eat one.. hehe

my chicken wif cheese.. v nice n crispy

sashimi wif chamushi.. the chamushi v soft n nice.. the sashimi was.. erm.. ok. the brown thing is some 笋.. tastes nt bad when eaten wif rice

my one is cheaper than pig's set but looks like mine got more stuffs.. tat pig still dare to call herself 大胃王.. wat 我的胃大如宇宙.. my foot. oni ate one rice bowl n half of the noodles den say she full liao.. so i no choice have to finish the remaining noodles.. plus my one bowl of rice, 5 pieces of cheesy chicken, 1 bowl of chamushi, 1 bowl of soup, 3 pieces of sashimi, 2 pieces of oranges n 1 cup of tea.. now u all noe y she so thin.. cos she eat a little den the rest of the unwanted stuffs all go into my stomach.. feeling v fat now..

the food was gd.. but as usual.. all gd things muz b marred by si ginnas.. again theres one si ginna in the restaurant shouting n singing at the top of her voice like the rest dun exist.. n the equally ill-bred parent did nothing to shut her up except the occasional "shhh".. as if its of ani use like tat.. the best way is to deprive the child of food until she learns to toke at normal voice level.. or give her a killer stare to let her noe u mean business... its lucky i got rejected in my interview for a teacher.. else i think sooner or later my blood vessels will burst.. given my "affinity" wif all these si ginnas

the pig is obsessed wif zidane.. so obsessed tat every botak she see in the mrt she will go "zidane zidane zidane".. -___-''''.. mayb cos zidane lost the world cup n caused her to win the bet tats y she so obsessed

Woof! Woof! @ 8:37 PM


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Friday, July 14, 2006

she juz dun get it

one persistently stupid indian woman called me on my hp persistently even though i told her its a wrong number. i wonder how dense she can get b4 she finally realise its the wrong number

1st call: she hello, i hello. she hello again, i hello louder. den she hello hello hello hello. i juz say wrong number n hung up

2nd call: got slight improvement. she hello, i hello. she toke to me in INDIAN. i juz say wrong number n hung up

3rd call: cant b bothered to pick up, so i juz hung up the phone. den she left me a voicemail.. got slight improvement again. she toke in ENGLISH. im like huh?? u can toke english n u cant understand simple english like wrong number? aniway her eng cannot make it.. she said something like mayb its a wrong call.. aniway if i got prob i can call her number.. wat the.. u r the one wif prob n u called me.. now u ask me to call u if i got prob? aniway she din leave her number oso

4th call: hung up again. almost immediately she dialled 5th n 6th call. hello?? can u juz open ur eyes big big n dial the numbers properly n dun juz press the redial button can? n how mani times do u intend to call b4 the idea of wrong number finally get into ur head??

7th call: pek chek. off my hp

too bad i dun speak indian or sgp's 4 official languages else i can drill into the head tat its a WRONG NUMBER.. but mayb i shld try my 4 languages. who noes? mayb shes multi-lingual like me oso

1. u got the wrong number
2. 你打错电话了
3. 間違い電話をしました
4. LI KAR SA LA LIAO LAH! *TOOT* *TOOT* *TOOT*

Woof! Woof! @ 7:57 PM


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Monday, July 10, 2006

world cup

yest while we were on the bus back from our shopping trip, ms piggy saw someone reading the newspapers wif the headline 世界杯意大利胜算高.. den she suddenly asked me if i want to bet wif her on the outcome.. loser treat one meal.. hmm.. i said ok lor.. den she quickly chop italy.. wah so unfair one.. i oso want to bet on italy one leh.. how can first come first served.. den she said loser treat one meal at ajisen.. -__-.. bobian i have to bet france win

in order to get the freshest news, the pig actually woke up to catch the match "live".. wat a feat to watch the entire match for someone who nvr watch soccer.. haha. i was woken up by some unseen forces to catch the final results juz in time.. saw the france captain got the red card.. -__-... think he practise his iron-head skill until his brain sot.. my bet gone case liao.. den the penalty shoot out.. tat kayu 2nd frenchman!! y u go n kick the ball until it hit the metal?? ..... there goes my bet

since the bet was unfair to begin with, i told her i will treat her to one side dish at ajisen.. haha. side dish oso one meal rite.. she nvr say muz eat until full one

Woof! Woof! @ 8:27 PM


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Thursday, July 06, 2006

superman

i made use of this free day to watch superman movie.. ms piggy was late so i walked around on my own.. den i saw one guy walked past wif his fly open.. grr.. i hope my left eye wont swell tmr

the movie was not bad.. some parts a bit boring but overall quite nice.. i find it weird tat ppl dun recognise superman when he wore specs.. even though i wear contact lens most of the time but ppl can still recognise me when i wear specs leh

dun understand y most of my trips to the cinemas r marred by inconsiderate idiots.. its either the brats who wont stop toking or brats who play around with the squeaky foldable chairs.. den tdy got one gal whose hp rang quite a few times n she toke on her phone like we r non-existent.. her ringtone is obiang oso.. i asked the pig to give the brat sitting in front a kick on the seat so tat he will stop playing wif the seat but she dun want.. -__-

the govt has made smokers sit in different sections of the hawker centre away from the non-smokers.. i think its a gd idea to let these inconsiderate idiots sit away from us oso.. cos watching movies with them will trigger off a heart attack caused by too much repression of anger, which is no different from smoking.. set up a separate theatre for them so tat they can toke as loudly as they want.. since they r not tat interested in watching the movie aniway.. den the cinema mayb can throw in a commentator or something to give a scene-by-scene commentary so tat the kids can b educated on wat is happening and the parents can enjoy their show without doing the explanation..

was waiting for the bus after the movie when i suddenly wished i am superman.. can fly to wherever i want w/o waiting.. no more crowded bus.. no more long waiting hours n slow travelling time.. no more idiots who like to put up their legs behind me n keep fidgeting around.. no more ppl coughing n no more ppl who stink.. no more drivers who duno how to drive n keep braking every few min oso

reached home n applied the medicine.. den it occurred to me tat i shld read the instructions.. ok i din read yest.. so i read n realised tat the medicine is viscous eyedrops n is meant to b instilled into the eyes.. but the instructions on the sticker say apply twice daily?? i juz dabbed on the outside of the eye.. called the doctor to check den he say its eyedrops n its to b put into the eye.. suddenly i feel v stupid :(

Woof! Woof! @ 9:24 PM


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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

the eye

my rite eye swell a bit tdy.. -__-.. off to c the doc.. the pig v ironic.. everytime i laze at home den she will tell me we shld go down for a walk since the nite is so beautiful.. tonite oso v beautiful.. but when i asked her if she wants to go down for a stroll she said her hair messy.. -__-'''..

waited for sometime b4 it was my turn.. went in den told the doc my eye pain.. he shone the torchlight n checked den say oh need to squeeze out the pus.. a bit oni.. i asked him y my eye like tat.. he said duno leh.. huh? den i asked him if its due to contact lens.. he said nope.. den i told him a few mths ago my left eye oso like tat.. he say mayb lack of sleep.. shld sleep early.. wah i every nite sleep at 11 pm still nt early enuff.. getting old liao? last time stay late nites oso no problems.. den he said its ban3 cham1.. something like stye.. i noe liao.. muz b recently someone keep saying i jikopeh.. say until i realli kena the jikopeh syndrome.. hmph

lied down n waited for the execution.. haa. put some eyedrops.. den he brought something needle-like to my eye.. mayb he got 电到 by me.. he said 看另外一边,不要看我这边.. haha. poke a bit den pressed v hard to squeeze out the pus.. den ok liao! this time so fast n painless.. no syringe no vernier callipers.. luckily i went to c the doc early

he said apply some med can liao.. no need to eat antibiotics.. ok lor.. i was waiting for him to ask if i need mc.. nvr ask.. -__-.. came home n my mum ask mi y my eye like tat.. muz b look at guys.. grrr.. den she say y i nvr take mc?? my bro every small thing oso take mc den my eye so big thing nvr take.. haa. she say call the doc again n ask for mc den tmr she go collect for me.. wah can like tat one meh.. but nothing to lose so i juz called.. the nurse realli said ok can.. hoho.. so im taking mc tmr.. ask n thou shall b given

Woof! Woof! @ 8:59 PM


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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

team building

tdy is the mthly team building session again.. which means spending time slacking n playing games again.. but this one was quite different in tat there is no bdae cake.. the organizer said the cake disappeared.. O.O.. end up oni 4 cup cakes for 4 bdae ppl.. n the pathetic thing was the committee asked some qns abt these bdae ppl n ppl who guess the ans correctly can have their cup cakes.. aiyoh.. 3 out of 4 dun even have cup cakes to eat..

after tat was playing games.. one person in charge of guessing the word while the rest formed the alphabets using our bodies.. luckily i got the easy letters.. heh.. the way some ppl formed their letters realli made us laugh our heads off.. like one guy who lied down on the floor n raised up his legs to form a V shape.. n its quite funni watching the guessers pulling their hair off n having difficulties differentiating between the Ys n Vs n U etc

one guy realli ultimate.. he oredi spelt out the whole word but still asked wat tat word is.. L-I-O-N-S.. wats tat word? faint.. n tats the first word.. after tat everybody knew his style liao n even though he spelt out the whole word they still ask him wat is tat word.. lol.. phd holder.. *shake head*.. one logical explanation is tat he is a visual learner so he duno wat the word is without writing it down

my eye started to hurt tdy again.. sux. tmr is the crucial day.. swell again den its off to the doc to "抛眉眼" again.. y so suay!! stupid eye

Woof! Woof! @ 9:16 PM


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