tdy's interview is a waste of my time.. firstly its a v small co comparable to the co near my house n its so wulu tat i cant find it.. its located on top of those shophouses at the walkway n u have to climb a flight of stairs n press a doorbell.. -__-.. secondly im not the person they looking for oso.. so its a mutual "dislike"

the interviewer is another "big shot" in a small co.. muz b "bao ga liao".. he conducted the interview in a coffeehouse cos the room in his co is occupied.. tats how small it is.. den he ordered 2 kopi n started the "interview".. he seems to focus oni on my results.. asked quite a few qns which i think were rather weird.. or juz to put it bluntly.. stupid..

Stupid Qn 1: why din u get 1st class honours?
cos there r a lot of foreigners who come n fight over our rice bowls n as the saying goes 不是猛龙不过江 so its obvious tat ppl who come here r v gd.. besides there r mani locals who r better than mi n they oni got 2nd upper so i think im pretty average wif a 3rd.. aniway if i have 1st class honours i would have started work in those mncs n wont b coming here to b interviewed by u.. u think ur co v gd meh

SQ2: are u honest?
ani normal ppl who can think will say yes.. nobody will admit they lied or stole or watever.. aniway wats tat got to do wif the interview itself?

SQ3: do you party?
do u think i look like a party person from my appearance? n wats tat got to do wif the interview oso??

SQ4: do you complain?
anibody whos a normal being will complain.. ppl who do not complain r 神 ok.. aniway i think even gods oso complain.. n y do u find it funni when i told u it depends on who im complaining to.. v funni meh

SQ5: y u take jap?
mayb this is not a stupid qn but i oredi told him i took it out of interest n oso to fulfil the course requirements n i dun understand y he keep harping on it.. IT ppl r nerds who cant have other interests issit.. having interest in languages is considered betrayal to my major ar?

SQ6: wat do u mean by ur mother tongue is chinese?
he asked mi to tell him more abt my spoken languages since i said my interest is in languages.. so i told him i can oso speak chinese n its my MTL.. den he asked wat do i mean.. it means my mother has a tongue tat speaks chinese lah so i inherit tat tongue from her n so my tongue speak chinese to my mother's tongue at home lah

besides these qns he oso asked mi where i rank in my cohort wif my 3rd class honours.. mayb hes not so familiar so i told him the ranking.. den he kept asking how they divide into those classes n wats the distribution like etc.. keep comparing mi wif the cohort n asked mi if i got try govt sectors.. den he asked mi other more technical qns where i returned him the favour by asking stupid qns like elaborate more on his qn.. cos i not familiar wif the IT skills he toking abt.. den he told mi he took one module under the same lecturer as mi.. which means he oso studied in the same uni?? den he shld b pretty familiar wif the ranking system n i duno y he keep asking.. n hes pretty 不客气 to point out most of my C subjects n say im not v gd in those subj

after tat his conclusion to mi is he have to say im pretty gd in my jap but he cant say the same for my IT n im not a v technical person.. arigatoo gozaimasu.. i oredi noe tat n thx for reminding mi of tat fact.. aniway im not v int in joining ur co oso..

aniway the kopi was horrible.. have to pour in the milk n sugar myself when im used to 3-in-1.. so in between pauses when he read my resume i add in the milk a bit.. still looks black.. den he shot mi one qn n i toke toke toke.. pause a while den i add in somemore.. on n off on n off until it looks brown.. tasted a bit.. need to add sugar.. -__-.. so add a bit den toke toke toke.. interview finished but i still haven got the "right" taste.. bobian have to drink everything cos no time

he asked his other colleague to interview mi oso.. mayb from proj mgmt dept since he say i not v technical.. basically asked the same qns except for the stupid ones.. less blunt n more like normal interview.. dun think he will hire mi though

after tat went down to tat idiot's co to collect the money.. no wonder his accounts dept so inefficient cos i think there is oni 1 person there.. HAHA.. the stupid co is so small wif oni 2 small rooms.. i think its oni slightly bigger than my bedroom.. n the stupid woman dun look v happi to c mi.. muz b she got c my complaint letter n recognise my name.. den another guy said he has been waiting so long for mi to go down n get the money.. ya rite.. duno who is the one waiting for who.. take so long to bank in.. finally collected the money n deleted tat idiot's number from my hp.. humph.. waste my sim card memory

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