Wednesday, April 29, 2009
不速之客
recently there appeared a group of frenly lizards outside our house. usually one of them will greet us from the main gate when we come back after work. on days when they r especially frenly, 2 of them will appear. initially i juz acknowledge their presence with a stamp of my feet, but after sometime i juz bochup them. i guessed they got rather irritated at my unfriendliness, so one of them decided to pay us a house visit to foster gd neighbourly ties. hb say one of them was interested in our storeroom n decided to go in for camping. i decided tat i shall not enter the storeroom to disturb its sleep.
the lizard muz b v happy abt the new camping site, cos yest another one appeared at our studyroom window. muz b either the storeroom lizard itself or it jio its fren to camp over as well. hb decided to welcome them with some baygon spray, which is akin to our confetti spray, while i stood far away to watch the frenly exchange. unfortunately most of it missed the lizard, n i duno wat happened cos i was standing too far away. all i could c was the hb spraying here n there, poking here n there with the newspaper roll. by the time he concluded he muz have scared the lizard with his over-frenliness, i think the baygon can is only left half-full, n i almost kena baygon poisoning.
today 2 of them greeted me from the main gate again. hopefully they dun come in cos i think the baygon is not enough for the 2 of them. guess it's time to buy some lemon grass this weekend as a different present for the lizards
Woof! Woof! @ 9:28 PM
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Friday, April 24, 2009
new vocab
today hb added another new word to his vocab:cotton wool = 菜瓜布me: i need to buy cotton woolhim: i tout we bought juz now? the $1.05 oneme: *thinking* tat one is 菜瓜布...me: no lah tat one not cotton woolafter a while..him: we have some at home liao rite? the one for ear one. oh tat one is cotton budme: .... my cotton wool is for face onei juz remembered my bro found my blog. hahah. n he asked my hb vocab realli tat bad meh. now i think he not much reputation liao.. lol*******recently me n my colleagues got hooked to facebook's restaurant city game. the fun thing abt it is u can hire ur frens to work at ur restaurant as a cook or waiter. n we all hired our deputy proj manager (dpm) to work as cook. haha. let him slough over the stove.. n when he tekan me den i purposely dun feed him n let him work to death.. lol. today the game introduced another new role: cleaner.. which is to clean the toilet n scrub the floors. we all unanimously assign the dpm to clean toilet. hahaha.. i purposely stare at the screen for a while to wait for the toilets to b dirty so tat i can watch him clean the toilet. the joy of watching ur boss cleaning ur toilet is undescribable... hahaden the dpm is damn gross. he purposely go n put the toilet seats at the table to see if the customers can eat n shit at the same time.. haha.. so far the game dun have this function yet, otherwise it sure will b v "efficient". n his toilet is open concept.. no partition.. customers shit in full view of other ppl.. lol
Woof! Woof! @ 10:36 PM
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
slogging policy
today my pm told us while previously he had said he will give us days off if we work during wkend, the precondition is tat we work ot on weekdays oso. if we nvr work ot on weekdays n purposely go back to work during wkend, den he wont give us off, cos as engineers, we are EXPECTED to work ot from time to time. i wonder wat his time to time refers to. from january to december?
den sometime back he said he would prefer us to go holidays in december, or rather expect us to go during tat time, cos tat's the period when we r the most unproductive. on first thought it sounds logical, but upon deeper thought, why shld we do tat? dec is the travel peak season. so hard to book tickets, plus prices r higher. i told my colleague dec shld b the time when HE go on holidays n we stay in office nuah.. haha.. somemore my sakura oni bloom in apr.. bochup him. when the time comes i juz book first den take leave
got once when we stayed back past 7.30pm for some meeting. den when i was about to return, one gal said the exit door is locked at 7.30pm, so i have to exit by another way. i said isit? i duno tat. den she said obviously i have not ot enough.. -_____-
i think such subtle things hinted by them r good enough for outsiders to noe wat kind of working policy they advocate..
Woof! Woof! @ 10:35 PM
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Monday, April 20, 2009
feeling the heat
recently the weather is soooo hot... tat i can even bathe without switching on the water heater. n i started sweating even though i juz bathed. zzz. n now the heat is getting to me.. this morn i think i practically breathed out fire.. need to drink more cold water to douse out the fire.. lol. or else hope i get a bit sick nia n get mc rest at home.. hehe
Woof! Woof! @ 9:12 PM
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Friday, April 03, 2009
hb's vocabulary
hb has his own word dictionary:1. manicure/pedicure = marqueee.g:him: wah ur marquee so long liao still aroundme: marquee??he looked at my toesme: aiya u mean pedicure ar..2. cornflour = cornflakese.g.him: now is time to put cornflakes?me: (thinking) since when we bought cornflakes? oh mayb he meant cereal..me: ok lor puthe put cornflour inme: wait!!!!!!!3. blue tack = double-sided tapee.g.him: i think can use double-sided tape to paste paper on the wall. like tat den wont peel off the paintme: eh dun think so leh.. oh mayb can try blue tackhim: tats wat i said wat.. oh i said double-sided tape just now isit. actually i thinking of the blue color thingme: (pengz)
Woof! Woof! @ 11:34 PM
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